'Tis the season to wiggle

So, its now socially unacceptable to do 'The Drop'

You've all done it. Tramps.

And I have no clue what Twerking is but apparently cats can




Ever heard of Smangin' it? 




Yeah, I wish I hadn't either.

Honestly, I think I'm going to be very cool this Christmas

 

 

I bet there'd be several raised eyebrows at that last head-pecking action, though.

Duckin'

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My kinda reads

If you haven't already made acquaintance, might I introduce you to the wonderful internet world of Goodreads.com?
 

Goodreads will take you on a journey of step-stone recommendations to help you build, in eventuality, that previously notioned higher-than-scope library of your preferred book flavour. You'll get yourself one of those precariously tall ladders, which slide sidelong down tracks the length of narrow mezzanine-style walkways, and we'll earn this reading business the badass extreme sporting title we all know that it warrants. 

Readers are hardcore.

Currently loving Kristin Cashore's Graceling Realm series. Graceling Katsa and Po fights were wonderful. That idea of connecting with someone on a romantic level via the medium of ass-kicking. Oh, it was fantastic (and very hardcore)! I loved Katsa and Po from the off, just finished loving Brigan and Fire's love story, and now I wait with knees-a-knocking for the delivery of Bitterblue. Call me a sap, call me a romantic. You may even call me a YA hippie; I won't deny it. I delight in the words that unfold stories of characters falling all different ways, but ultimately into 'love'.

This is just one of the reoccurring themes on my bookshelves, mostly in and between fantasy novels. I also love those books where, at the end, you deliberately try to slow yourself down when you realise there are just four pages to go, savoring the world you've become lost inside in recent days. I will not leave Narnia, Mr. Lewis! You can't make me. I'm hardcore!

 Oh, but Goodreads; what a wonderful place. I now 'want to read' an impossible and unrealistic measure of trilogies and series that I most likely won't ever achieve - not for want of optimism and try - but if you ever want for that gargantuous library, there is a good source point. 

I will be like a thirsty dog waiting for the postman over the coming days. Poor fellow. If I do turn rabid in the meantime, I shall be sure to have a complaint ready for Royal Mail. 

Tittles and Crosses

P.S. Something of our trip to Chester Zoo last week.

This photo does not do the courtyard justice. I could have sat here all day.

In the reflection: Georgia's connection with the Orangutan infant is too dear.

 

My little Conservationist

 

A weather eye on the horizon

I am a very lucky girl sometimes. 

Of late, I have been particularly affluent to receive an exquisite gift from Mr Quinn. This, below: a stunning moleskin notebook, detailed with Smaug of the lonely mountain. 

 

Inside there is a secret compartment with a two-sided map of Tolkien's Wilderland. The skin is silky soft and the pages are ivory kissed with the richness of gold. It is flawless. There is no sharpness to it's corners; no threat of the paper attacking you with a sly, searing slice. It welcomes your need to stroke the cover and feel it brush down your fingers as you let the pages fall, reminding you of those enchanting fairytale libraries that ascent higher than the building in which they stand and your hunger to consume the infinite amount of literature.

I adore every bit of craftsmanship put into this book. Anyone who panged with jealousy as Belle entered the library of the Beast's castle will understand my appreciation. It is almost too good to write in. I mean, how could my rough scrawl possibly be worthy of such a workbench? It seems I should practice calligraphy before unleashing my unruly pen on it. And, the most baffling of things: I hadn't a clue what to write!

I graffiti on everything lately. Various notebooks, scraps of paper, envelopes etc. Every momentary thought must be captured on some surface, in some illegible writing, to be deciphered and cross referenced against other post-its later, to eventually formulate a sort-of structured sentence. Surely, I wasn't short of ideas?

The answer came off the back of a pointer given on a course I have started. It is a course on writing for children which was purchased from - now, don't you scoff you cynical cats - Groupon. Actually, it has proven itself rather insightful already, and draws you to seemingly obvious practices. For example, keeping a weather diary. Of course, I should already be doing this; noting how the sun and sky work together at different times of day, the actions and severity of different winds against plant life, the cold and warmth, and the feelings that each evoke. What better way, then, to be able to reference appropriate climate settings?

So this is what I will record in my journal. It deserves only the most idyllist and conscious writing, after all. I hope I do it justice.

Tittles and Crosses x

Vikings, Fairies and Medieval Merriments

I'm currently pining at the nearness of Georgia's third birthday. I haven't helped myself by wrapping all of her presents over a month in advance. Nearly-three-years has flown, and though I am excited for her to open goodies, I'm listening to how clearly she is beginning to speak and I feel short-changed of time. My baby is getting too tall.

Anyway!

Mr Quinn took us into Warrington, yesterday, for ale tankards and donkey rides at the Medieval Market, neither of which we saw. Instead, we pottered about some book, craft and nik-nak shops, and we were in our element. There were maidens, men donning chainmail and armours, and an archery pitch where you could aim at a live knight target - with sucker ended tips, thankfully.

Amongst our haul, Alastair found a quirky little Viking and a broken, but exquisite, metalwork musical church. I did have to refuse him taking home a tankard shaped as a bust of Henry VIII. The only place I could accomodate that would have been in the bin. He's lucky he got the Viking.

Of course, I found fairy things. Lots and lots of fairy things. A gorgeous photo album...

... and a lovely decorative for Georgia's bedroom.

 I must confess; I did encourage Georgia's inclination to all things pink and intricate as a facade to aquire our (my) own wonderfully hand-crafted fairy. 

 
Fairies Ofthe - threefairies was the first stall I noticed when we got to the market, and knew immediately that, before we left, my must-have urges must be met. Mr Quinn, fell for our ulterior motives, obviously. Hook, line and batted-eyelashes. Regardless, it would have been sinful to walk away from these, the sweetest little fair folk.  

Every fairy lover should have one.

She sits atop an equally beautiful treasure chest - also, purchased at the medieval market - which beholds a purple stone. Georgia calls her fairy "Pink", which is fortunate as most other characters are limited to a naming choice of "John", "Bob" or "Steve".

The stone within the chest was, yes, another purchase from yesterday. Since a stint of gold panning, at a farm we visited earlier in the year, Georgia has developed a precious fascination with stones and rocks. We did rock painting a few weeks back - thoroughly enjoyed by aforementioned nearly-three-year-old - and practically have an itinary of little boulders to account for before bed. Let me tell you; nearly-three-year-old never forgets, and no stone gets left behind! Our bedtime register will now include "na-nights" to Pink Fairy, John, Bob, Steve, and Purple Rock.

Back home, we tested out our new face paints by turning Mr Quinn into a Smurf.

I'll say no more about Daddy's face. As for nearly-three-year-old; I may be biased, but you can't disagree that she makes one adorable tiger cub.

And finally, I got books. For research. Two books. One retelling a vast collection of Celtic fairy tales. The other covering off Celtic Otherworld, and significantly, the Mythological Cycle and Tuatha De Danann.

Tonight, I will work.

Walking Dead, season three: you will not stop me this time!

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From the mind of a pacifist

By my fourth post, I feel I really should have touched on writing. Especially, considering I put in such effort to justify my motives for this lark.

I love description. This isn't any news. What I don't enjoy quite so much is dialogue. It doesn't help when you're as socially hushed as I tend to be. I am a Smiler; I sit to the side, smiling and nodding, letting others rattle off their stories. Only those who appreciate long-windedness get the privilege of my anecdotal goose chase. So when talking isn't a sport that comes naturally, it stands to reason that I should find creating fictional dialogue challenging.

However...

And, first, let me predict that I am not the only person to do this...

Earlier, I was stomping around, still bubbling over a fresh conflict, replaying the conversation in my head, analyzing tones and expressions. Then I realised that I was still arguing. Getting my word in edgewise was feeling good, and getting opinions off my chest felt even better. I won't go as far as to write exactly what I wanted to say for, probably, the same reason I could not bring myself to say it in the first place: too profound for words. Of course, this was all taking place in the asylum of my mind, which is mighty good as I'd be admitted to an actual asylum if they'd caught me acting it out in public.

But I seized the lines and practised them over, and over, until they were no more my insults, than an argument between characters. And then it escalated, and I was rebutting myself. Only, this wasn't me. It was the other character. And the exchange was no longer where my conflict had started from, but had become an explosion of imaginary dialogue.

I'll go back to stressing how thankful I am that this played out in only in thoughts. I just hope I didn't make the accompanying facial contortions. Now, that would have been a sight.

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P.S. Mr Quinn would completely disagree with my acclamation to peace-keeping.

Men can't pick fruit

It's true. Well, it is in the case of Mr Quinn, at least.

Last weekend, I was cleaning the kitchen and heard a little voice over the pass saying; "This one... and another one... and this one..." When I went to investigate the commentary I discovered one very satisfied little madam and a bowlful of teeth-marked fresh fruit. By 'fresh' I mean 'purchased the day before'.

And then yesterday, I was clearing the table to make room for MEGA PLAY DOH time, and once again found that that every single piece of fruit in the bowl had been sabotaged. Only this time, they were spoilt by disgusting little bruises, and so, were relocated to the bin. I cannot look at bruised fruit; it is vile and offensive, and only acceptable when making banana loaf.

This batch of apples and pears (not stairs!) had also been purchased just days before. We were traipsing the supermarket, Alastair [Mr Quinn] with list in hand and Georgia shot-putting a punnett of strawberries into the trolley. Alastair had taken the fruit and veg responsibility and was turning over a bag of Royal Galas, presumably assessing for impacts and indentations. I even recall thinking "He knows to check the fruit; I'm impressed." Now, I'm not so sure... Knowing Alastair, it could be just as likely that he was eliminating the possibility of a Granny Smith packaging invasion.

Anyway, our day yesterday.

We did play doh. Turtles, hippos, caterpillars and the classic snail. We lost an entire morning to making, and what better way should it be lost.

Whilst supervising dough leaf shaping (caterpillar and snail food) I spied these little characters:

I can't say I'm a fan of Alastair's Buddhas as they are, so I was thinking of painting them an allover black or white. I don't think that would be rude or distasteful, would it? Of course, I need the all clear from Mr Quinn first. 

Also, this lovely Matryoshka Doll caught my attention. Georgia has acquired it from one of the grandparents and carries it everywhere. It gave me an idea for Easter craft. Fill with bags of sweets as presents for all the princesses? Toy and customary comestibles all in one? I'll have to find dolls without that shrill squeak, though. Every hair on my arms stands on edge just thinking of it.

I am now being beckoned to an invisible tea party, so I'll wrap up quickly.

Always at hand:

Trusty post-its and notepad for the muses, which often form alongside Georgia's creativity.

And the Very Hungry Caterpillar

 

Taking Play Doh too seriously since breakfast.

<3 Eric Carle <3

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Lady the Tramp

Here sits self-titled Lady the Tramp, surrounded by generations of hand-me-down hounds, including Daddy's Baxter and Mummy's Doby, plus her own collection of Disney dogs.

 

Today, seeing as the big guy in the sky seems to have left his tap on, we decided to have a Disney theme day in honour of woman's best friend. 

We even invited our very own Cocker, Lilly, to join the snuggle-a-thon. A rookie error. Despite her spanish good looks, I must say, she lacks the elegance and sophistication of her cartoon counterpart: the lovely Lady. Ten minutes into the film and, having disregarded my attack of verbal negatives, she finally slumped into her designated area of couch (which had been circled and treaded to her comfort requirements) and we were able to resume uninterrupted viewing of "Lady and the Tramp."

Look at this old picture and tell me she doesn't look like trouble:

She has horns!!!

In keeping with our film choice, we had a candle-lit lunch of spaghetti and meatballs - though, when I lit the candle before serving up, Georgia yelled "Cake!" followed by the Happy Birthday song addressed to herself.

Here she is, trying to blow the candle out, awhhh. 

For a fleeting moment, she looked disappointed when I didn't present her with a plate of icing. That was, until she remembered she could slurp the spaghetti like straws, and oh, how fun it is to slurp so fast that your mouth pops at the end of a string. We've all done it. The aftermath: mucky paws and a chopful of tomato sauce. Lady the tramp, indeed. 
 Perhaps she deliberately left out the connective?

Time for pretend play, then dishes. Mum, then dogsbody. That's about right.

 Tittles and Crosses